

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
The Sims: Real Life.
It’s hard for me to pick a game because I have phases so I’ll just say what I’ve been playing a lot recently.
Minecraft: very blocky, dated graphics.
Playing as a guy trying to save the worst princess ever by magically finding objects
you run around and theres timer stuff and magic and well you die in the end
You run around the countryside with a bunch of dicks, trying to get people to like each other because there’s a bunch of...
Blah blah blah fantasy blah blah blah souls. Hope you like doing nothing for long periods of time because getting from...
A short dude runs around a tropical island with an oversized squirt gun, cleaning up graffiti, and collecting little...
You kill big lizards by yelling at them and you have to separate two groups of dudes having a nationwide slapfight
You cut grass to make money
You punch trees.
ur a guy trying to save the world with a fairy that annoys you for 10 hours straight, also no-one can get ur name right
You farm to save a goddess. You also get laid.
you run around on skates and try to get to the moon but surprise! its actually your job
A game where you get lost and lose your memories. And your children too. Family fun
it’s life. you grow, you work. you die. you micromanage every second of these idiots’ lives force them to do things they...
a sorta-kinda final fantasy game where the main character is a little boy who looks like a final fantasy character but...
a blue hedgehog goes into space to stop some guys plans but the guy needs all of some sorta gems so he goes around...
An insufferable emo teen dies and his only hope to reviving himself is fashion.
An amnesiac kid with ridiculous hair goes around the city trying to complete objectives that his phone tells him to do...