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perpetualvelocity:

cakeybots:

goodknight2sday:

raideo:

comradewodka:

this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit

holy shit I love this

thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh

now THIS is a commercial

THIS IS SO CUTE AAAA

No, because Wolves are carnivores, Vampires drink blood, Sharks love to eat seals and the squid would probably eat the shark… I also don’t like Oreos.

improbablenormality:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I doing to do now?

You can die happily

A sigh of relief I look up to the sky“Finally”
…“it is done”
I fly into the sun. My purpose has been fulfilled. 

improbablenormality:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I doing to do now?

You can die happily

A sigh of relief 
I look up to the sky
“Finally”


“it is done”

I fly into the sun. My purpose has been fulfilled. 

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i am 400% done with this website

continues to use tumblr

popularhistorian:

lolquack:

I went to the doctor to get glasses
I thought it would help me see better asses
I was tired of not seeing them while I was in my classes
But in the end, my eye vision did not surpass it
and now in big masses
I can see every ass that passes

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I’m sorry but the beat of this song fits this gif so well.

my glob there are so many fat ponies on my dash right now

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

So I decided to google “Australian World Map”

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

So I decided to google “Australian World Map”

strifespecibus:

turnipsalad:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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excuse me

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Pretty sure this one wins in my books.

HAHAHA

This is my absolute favourite version of the Harlem Shake right now.

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

If I find any Gryffindors using the wifi though I’m going to personally send some malucious malfoyware to your computer.

  • Friend: I'm going partying and watching fireworks and I'm so excited. Omg what are you doing on New Years Eve?!
  • Me: I'm going to watch the fireworks..
  • Friend: COO-
  • Me: ...on TV.
  • Friend:
  • Me: And spend my whole night on my Playstation.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: {extended silence} Isn't that what you do every d-
  • Me: YEP.
  • Friend: Shouldn't yo-
  • Me: NOPE.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: Yeeeaah.
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