
this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit
holy shit I love this
thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh
now THIS is a commercial
THIS IS SO CUTE AAAA
No, because Wolves are carnivores, Vampires drink blood, Sharks love to eat seals and the squid would probably eat the shark… I also don’t like Oreos.

damn:
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I doing to do now?
You can die happily
A sigh of relief
I look up to the sky
“Finally”…
“it is done”I fly into the sun. My purpose has been fulfilled.
I went to the doctor to get glasses
I thought it would help me see better asses
I was tired of not seeing them while I was in my classes
But in the end, my eye vision did not surpass it
and now in big masses
I can see every ass that passes
my glob there are so many fat ponies on my dash right now

crying
DEAD
do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?
WE DO HAHAHAHA
Are you fucking kidding me.
In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.
In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.
sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens
So I decided to google “Australian World Map”

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
excuse me

Pretty sure this one wins in my books.
HAHAHA
This is my absolute favourite version of the Harlem Shake right now.
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
1GB BITCHES
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
If I find any Gryffindors using the wifi though I’m going to personally send some malucious malfoyware to your computer.
Cuban Spider.